Monday, October 5, 2009

Kannada Movies, KSRTC and me - an eternal love/hate triangle

If at all there is reincarnation and karma, i surely must have did some terrible things against Kannada film industry or KSRTC or both in my previous birth. All most all the Kannada movies i got to watch were thrust upon me by KSRTC buses. Everytime i watch a Kannada movie, i think a movie couldn't get worse than this, but next time, they come with a worse movie than that. They get the timing also right by playing these movies on my worst journeys.

Most of the movie will be mindless hatred and hopeless sentiment combined with a sexually deprived lead pair. Every once in a while, the supposedly good and bad parties cross their paths and exchange some harsh words and hot punches over some family/prestige issues involving some money. The fuel to this fire is the romance between hero and heroine. The heroine makes orgasm faces as in B movies whenever the hero touches or even merely looks at her. And then, they break into a song and dance sequence involving pornographic-scenes-with-clothes-on. Towards the end of the movie, the writers put heavy dialogues into the artists' mouths. Most of the lousiest films will be based on a simple misunderstanding and not having the time and patience to clear that earlier. Suddenly everything becomes so clear and obvious to everyone. Everyone realize their own mistakes and forgive others for theirs. They all break into a jubilant mood on the eve of some marriage or reunion.

And i think that's the worst movie ever made. Duly, i'll be proved wrong next time i travel by KSRTC.

2 comments:

Sourav said...

He..he..he..I can imagine the agony inflicted upon you by the KSRTC.. maybe you should bribe them the next time before boarding the bus.. :)

Srihari said...

i'll try carrying a DVD of my own next time...